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Jan312009

Uhhhh…

I have a problem. (for the sake of full disclosure this is actually only one of MANY problems I have, but whatever)

I feel the overwhelming need to strangle White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. Or at least punch him in the head. Better yet, pull his vocal cords out through his penis. All because of the—”uh”.

Seriously. Listening to Gibbs in a press briefing is MADDENING! The man, uh, can’t, uh, stop, uh, saying, “uh”, uh!

How can he NOT be aware of this? The man only speaks publicly on a DAILY BASIS and is recorded by HUNDREDS of media outlets. Has no one ever said to him, “Dude, you’ve got a serious UH problem”?

I really don’t care what it takes to get his problem fixed—speech therapy, lobotomy, jaw wired shut—but for the sake of my fellow American’s ears and my superior communication sensibilities something MUST be done.

Your suggestions for possible solutions are always welcome. (please be aware--if your comments lead to the Secret Service showing up at my door I will totally give you up. but only because I believe in tough love, and I do loves you)

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Reader Comments (19)

I think he's had some tutoring. It used to be "duh...blah, blah, blah, duh, duh".

January 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterReformingGeek

Dude, I had a speech teacher in college who, every time we said "uh" or "um" in the middle of a speech, would make us stop and start over. 2 minutes in, 10 minutes in, it didn't matter - we had to go back to the beginning. I have ZIP tolerance for "uh" and "um" and "you know" in PROFESSIONAL public speaking. It's ridiculous. Martha Stewart, by the way, does the same thing. SO. IRRITATING!

January 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAngi

How about some electric shock collar on his twigs and berries so that when an 'UH' occurs, things get a little toasty.

That worked for me in the past. Now I just wear it for sport.

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Self-Deprechaun

My daughter had to do a senior presentation. When she was practicing she did the ummmm uh thing a lot. I told her to cut it out! She said she didn't do it in class. It drives me crazy too

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdizzblnd

OMYGOD I have totally noticed this?!?!? How does a professional speaker-guy get away with this? How is he allowed to have this job? I can sort of understand not being aware of it yourself, but wouldn't SOMEone say something?

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJD at I Do Things

Birds of a feather ...and his boss is KING of the Um's. Where's the press on this guy...didn't they beat the shit out of Bush for his bumbling???

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLauren

I agree with Lauren. He's been listening to his boss and his boss gets away with it.

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Maybe he's got a third arm under his shirt and he's pulling his pud with it.

uh uh uh

Man must like his politics!

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Maybe, ya know, he could, ya know, go to the Caroline, ya know, Kennedy School, of, ya know, elocution and ya know, stuff.

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDa Old Man

OMG, I thought I was the only one that noticed this!

WTH?

How'd THAT guy get THAT job with THAT habit?

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCreative Junkie

I was about to say what Da Old Man already posted, ya know, about Caroline Kennedy, ya know.
carma

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercarma

My coworker, Milton, does the um thing all the time. ALL OF THE TIME! You ask her a question and she starts her answer with "um" then throws "ums" here and there... one day, she will kill me with her ums.

Great, now my blood pressures is up! ;o)

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBee

I think someone should put a remotely operated stun gun in his shorts and every time he say's UH zap his nads, that'll cure him right quick.

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February 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTrukindog

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February 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRanran

You'd think with that job you'd have to have some sort of ability to speak eloquently on a moment's notice. The use of excessive uhs and ums is so distracting.

February 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKim

It could be worse..

He could try to get more popularity with the younger voters by switching from "um" to "like".

Then, like, you'll have to like, listen to him like TOTALLY like talk like this, and it'll like piss you off something serious!

February 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJormengrund

Howie Carr is a radio talk show host out of Boston. He has a regular contest called The Wizard of Uhs which will be a clip of Ted Kennedy giving a speech/talk. Callers have to call in and guess the correct number of "uhs" in the clip played. If Kennedy says "Uh-Uh-Uh", that counts as only 1 uh. Maybe Gibbs is polishing up his uh's in hopes to the be the new Wizard of Uhs in the near future.

February 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDeb

That was funny!

I'm gonna add you on my Blogroll if it's okay with you. Just in case someone needs a laugh. I don't know this Gibbs guy but based on your posts, it's kind of irritating that he has this "uh" problem.

Thanks for dropping by my site! I'll be stopping by on yours, as well. ;-)

February 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRanran

he just needs to take a minute, decide what he wants to say and then say it. Uhh means you are making it up as you go along. Kinda like the President....

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February 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMerrill Guice

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