BFD
Fri, March 6, 2009 at 12:44 AM 
I neglected blogland this week and undoubtedly the internetz got a bad case of blue balls anticipating my return, BUT I have BIG news!
My personal three ring circus, aka my life, is leaving town in a couple of months!
Allow me to expand on the big fucking deal announcement. . . Since I’m not currently employed to prostitute my mind or body (legally or otherwise), nor obligated (legally or otherwise) to anyone or any particular profiteering organization, mental institution, or bastion of higher learning, it’s not mandatory for me to stay in this greasy little spot in the road after my current house and cat sitting gig is over. That reality made it tremendously easy to say yes to an out of the blue offer to house sit elsewhere this summer. Elsewhere, as in—a different town, in another state!
The crux, unless there’s a life altering event (like my dream job drops into my lap or a hot zillionaire with six months to live sweeps me off my feet) between now and May 14, I’m going to TEXAS!! (insert your favorite TX joke here)
In a perfect world I’d be paid outrageous sums of money to house sit an extravagant vacation home in the Caribbean through the dead of winter, but I don’t medicate heavily enough to believe that’s going to happen. I’ll just take what I can get, and evidently what I can get is in the lone star state.
Anywhores, with my little circus hittin’ the road I’ll be able to spread my special brand of corruption far and wide. I can’t wait! Now, you’ll have to excuse me, I need to go ride the internetz long and hard.
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Reader Comments (10)
Hmmmm, I was born in TX. You, uh, enjoy your time there.
Since I'm from that area of the country, I'll leave you with a joke.
Know why TX doesn't fall off into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks.
Or something like that. Yuck, yuck!
Cool! There are lots of great bloggers in Texas !!!!
Yeah. I know. I live in Texas.
You mentioned you didn't like cold. Well.......er.....I hope you like HOT!
Well that will make three friends there to visit now. Can't wait to do the tour!
Maybe you'll meet up with Sandy Cheeks (she's from Texas). She visits there occasionally from her lovely underwater residence at Bikini Bottom.
She's a nut!
heh heh
Yet another Texas blogger here. Great to have more insanity of the non-brain-dead kind.
Stop by the Bush ranch and kick his ass, eh?
you know yer in texas when hot water comes out both taps.
Watch out for anyone with a chainsaw there!!!!!!!
Yeehaw. You will do fine there so long as you keep your liberal Yankee views to yourself. Just sayin'.
Wow, Texas. Yay! I rememeber my time there quite well. There are only really three problems with Texas:
1- Flat
2-Hot
3-Full of Texans.
Yeah, I know, the first two aren't always true, but the third makes up the difference.