Artiste Extraordinaire!
Fri, March 6, 2009 at 5:53 PM Did ya get the memo? March 7th is Humorists are Artists Day!![]()
That’s right, as a proud member of HumorBloggers.com I’m claiming my place in the universe as an artiste! And if you don’t like it, you can kiss my fluffy white ass.
I’m serious. I typically wouldn’t go out on a limb and use words like humorist and artist to describe my demented attempts to be snicker and snort worthy but I figure if Gandhi and Eleanor Roosevelt can be funny, then I’m sure as hell at least half a hoot (I think declaring myself a hoot and a half is a bit too much).
I’m even thinking if Gandhi and Eleanor were alive today we might make them honorary members of Humor Bloggers. See if you don’t agree:
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."--Mahatma Gandhi
“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”—Eleanor Roosevelt
I bet those two would be FABULOUS at parties!
Speaking of fabulous, The Hussy Housewife, esteemed member of HumorBloggers.com and awesomely outrageous funny ladee, created a special tribute video in honor of the March 2009 Humor Bloggers Unite (for world domination) campaign. This work of humorist art is filled with appearances by HumorBloggers.com members who are now infamous FAMOUS BlogStars.
Also, in honor of Humorists are Artists Day I want to share with you my elusive, nay some say imaginary, muse--The Cat Fairy.
I hope this photographic evidence finally puts to rest the ugly rumors that “I see dead cats.” Trust me, the cats I see are alive and could kick the shit outta the average ghost or alien. Well, they could if they weren’t such damn pussies!!
legs photo by ~PollyannePocket
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Reader Comments (5)
Ahh darling it is so nice to see your evidence. People were starting to talk you know. Very funny Chat Blanc. I love ya girl.
I like the masked kitty. I'm a little scared of the spells she could cast though!
Masked pussy hey ... that actually reminds me one psycho ex girlfriend.
She had a thing for wearing masks during "adult activities". She was odd. But pretty so the mask was a shame.
Don't make me watch that again! Where are you in there? I didn't see you!!
When I first saw that pic I thought I had missed a Mardi Gras carnival! Nice! I'm still hung over from that last parade...