I can’t even stand me anymore
Mon, March 16, 2009 at 11:21 PM Have I mentioned that I’m feeling sorry for myself? And that right now I’m slacking off, writing this post when I should be finishing the class assignment from the special pain-in-my-ass portion of hell?
Ho-lee crap-olee I’m sick of myself. All this whining and complaining. You have NO idea. I simply WON’T shut up even though I violently pantomime to myself to plug my pie-hole. It’s so irritating. Wait, there I go again with the bitching. ugh.
I tried to tell myself things could be A LOT worse. But then I remembered, things are worse. Namely, I won’t be doing any wearin’ o’ the green, looking under men’s kilts, or having any St. Patty’s celebratory fun. Or even celibatory fun. No, I’m wrong, there will be celibatory, just no fun. Of course some of you other celibates could join me in this non-fun non-celebration and we could call it Celibat-orgy!! I think that deserves a hashtag on Twitter!
Of course I could be completely delusional and imagining this whole stoooooopid interlude. Cuz seriously, right now, it feels like it’s been a whole week just since this morning. Well, I better slap on my smiley face and get back to the crap that makes me cranky.
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Celebit...or celebrat?????????????? LMAO
Just think...
Tomorrow morning, if you don't go for the green beer, you'll be three steps ahead of those idiots that DID fall into temptation...
I hope things get better for you soon. :)
Some weeks, every day seems like Monday.
Ah, one of procrastination's many faces rears it's semi-attractive head.
Don't worry about it. Self-hatred is a necessary thing. If I didn't hate myself, I would probably not feel any emotion at all. And I would have an especially hard time hating others, which is really what gets me up every morning.
And Celibat-orgy sounds great. Even better would be a regular, traditional sort of orgy. I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.
Did I miss the orgy? Sonavu. . .
I agree with Angry Max that self-hatred is a good thing. But I NEVER let it stop me from having a green beer. Actually I'm lying. I don't drink green Bud. I've got better taste then that.
I hope things get better. ;)
I feel ya on this one.
Hang in there, Sandy! We still like ya!
You sure seem to be down in the dumps. Try to do what I do.
Find a pillow and punch it hard... rip it to shreds.
No, that's NOT what I do. I have a better way. I punch Gurpreet hard in the stomach. Gurpreet is my colleague. VERY punchable. Unfortunately, you don't have access to Gurpreets. If you can find an alternative, go ahead and punch him. But I rather think you'd have to settle for a pillow in the end.
Hope things get better soon.
I hope your day gets better!
You can't hate others, if you don't first hate yourself. Lessons to live by.
St Paddy's day is over-rated. Sometimes. Not all the time though. Sometimes it's loads of fun. Oh no ... I started out trying to make you feel better - but honesty got in the way.
Well ... I'll leave you with this piece of advice from my deranged Uncle (given to me when I was 6 and had no clue what he was talking about. I was just cranky I didn't get a dinosaur for my b'day).
"Be happy being angry, because without anger, you wouldn't know what it means to be happy."
Enjoy!
hahaha...we all have these moments.
I'm checking in to see if you're still here somewhere..
You there chelle?
Normally I don't whine that much, but I've had massive whinathone myself for the last month or so. And I whine about it to my poor husband who can't do anything about it anyway but who might feel responsible for it. :(
will you ever return?
hope you are well.