So wrong, yet. . .
Thu, March 12, 2009 at 10:27 PM Asparagus, what the hell is wrong with you??
Oh, don’t play coy with me, you know damn well what I’m talking about! That seductive come-on. . .
You know I can’t resist you when you’re all hot and slathered in oil, or wrapped in luscious bacon (or pancetta, if you must).
But then, there’s the. . .
Eau de “my pee smells like organic ass”!!
What kind of horrible chemical/biological/organical (I’m totally claiming that as a new word now) reaction causes something like that??
Ugh. Asparagus, you’re such a freak. It’s just. not. right.
pancette-wrapped asparagus photo by thebittenword.com; smell photo by JOE M500; bugs on asparagus photo by Benimoto Some rights reserved
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Reader Comments (18)
Um....EEEEEEWWWW! I hate it when that happens.
But asparagus tastes so good...
Think of it like thorns on the rose. :)
At least you can tell when you've been eating good.
The expulsions are usually quite vile.
So then the adage my cook cousin used to tell me would be true!
"If it's delicious going in, it's going to be hell coming back out!"
The pee smell is half the reason I eat asparagus!
And why does grape juice turn my poop green?
Are we talking about asparagus farts ? Cause I can't take them..especially from the husband..
So you get that too!?! Whew! Thank Gosh I'm not alone!!
seriously, I was just about to write an asparagus pee post.
Gross! But yummy. Kind of like boys!
Agree. Agree. Agree. Ewwww.
I get green pee when I eat them too, and I get it on St. Patty's day. Tuesday I'll eat asparagus and kill two birds with one stone. By the way, I noticed the ladybugs screwing on that asparagus tip. Maybe that's part of the reason. I've never seen ladybug semen though.
The pee can be a diabolical approach for a male when angry. There's nothing like the look on the mans face at the stall next to you when you unleash that stream of putrid death.
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