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Mar122009

So wrong, yet. . .

Asparagus, what the hell is wrong with you??

Oh, don’t play coy with me, you know damn well what I’m talking about! That seductive come-on. . .

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You know I can’t resist you when you’re all hot and slathered in oil, or wrapped in luscious bacon (or pancetta, if you must).

But then, there’s the. . .

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Eau de “my pee smells like organic ass”!!

What kind of horrible chemical/biological/organical (I’m totally claiming that as a new word now) reaction causes something like that??

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Ugh. Asparagus, you’re such a freak. It’s just. not. right.

 

pancette-wrapped asparagus photo by thebittenword.com; smell photo by JOE M500; bugs on asparagus photo by Benimoto   Some rights reserved

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Reader Comments (18)

Um....EEEEEEWWWW! I hate it when that happens.

March 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterReformingGeek

But asparagus tastes so good...

Think of it like thorns on the rose. :)

March 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenn Thorson

At least you can tell when you've been eating good.

The expulsions are usually quite vile.

So then the adage my cook cousin used to tell me would be true!

"If it's delicious going in, it's going to be hell coming back out!"

March 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJormengrund

The pee smell is half the reason I eat asparagus!

March 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike

And why does grape juice turn my poop green?

March 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShawn

Are we talking about asparagus farts ? Cause I can't take them..especially from the husband..

March 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdani

So you get that too!?! Whew! Thank Gosh I'm not alone!!

March 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThinkinfyou

seriously, I was just about to write an asparagus pee post.

March 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjohnny virgil

Gross! But yummy. Kind of like boys!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLauren

Agree. Agree. Agree. Ewwww.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterunfinishedrambler

I get green pee when I eat them too, and I get it on St. Patty's day. Tuesday I'll eat asparagus and kill two birds with one stone. By the way, I noticed the ladybugs screwing on that asparagus tip. Maybe that's part of the reason. I've never seen ladybug semen though.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRedRaider

The pee can be a diabolical approach for a male when angry. There's nothing like the look on the mans face at the stall next to you when you unleash that stream of putrid death.

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