Bad Barbie Fashions
Fri, February 27, 2009 at 7:04 AM Some dumbass with a Barbie obsession: “Why doesn’t Barbie have a New York Fashion Week runway show? She’s a fashion ICON!”
Any sane, rational, fashion savvy woman: “Um, because she’s a fucking DOLL? Oh, and her fashion sense is kinda shitty.”
Some other dumbass with a Barbie obsession: “Great! Let’s find a designer who doesn’t want his/her career to go anywhere and do it!”
Thus the Barbie inspired fashion show was born. At least that’s how I imagine it. Whatever. I contend that it’s wrong, wrong, wrong to translate Barbie’s “look” into clothing for grown women. Did I mention it’s just plain WRONG?
And, judging from the Barbie runway show during the recent New York Fashion Week it appears the American icon, a) is having an identity crisis of epic proportions; b) has been hanging out with Paris Hilton way too much; and c) has been making not-so-secret sex tapes with Ken. Yeah. . . tragic.
Anyway here’s some of the worst of the wrongness from the show:
The One Legged Urban Zebra
The Babydoll “Let My Butt and Beaver Hang Out”
The “Oh, Mrs. Robinson, you nasty drag queen, are you trying to seduce me?”
The S&M Swimsuit
The “I’m a Vegas Show Girl and I’m Also Channeling Cher Costumes”
Oh Barbie, I used to love you like a sister, but now frankly, I wouldn’t want to be caught dead with ya. You need some serious professional help. STAT!
Photos by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images.
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Reader Comments (13)
I needed this right now! Thanks :D
Hilarious. This is wrong on so many levels.
Off with her head!
:)
Barbie is a drug-addled, alcoholic tramp who has had way too much plastic surgery and has totally lost touch with her fashion roots.
It's like Bob Mackie exploded up there. And you really called it with a few of those captions. Of course that little pink babydoll thing is worn with SOCKS and heels... fer pete's sake... no pants, but SOCKS.
Cuckoo ca-shoo Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know..whoa, whoa, whoa!
Uh oh, does ChelleB know about this?
Ha!
(LMBO)
I just lost my breakfast. You mean people actually pay for that stuff?
It's good to let your butt and beaver hang out every now and then,isn't it?
E-yiiikkkess! That's pretty much of what I have to say all of this.
I contend that it’s wrong, wrong, wrong to translate Barbie’s “look” into clothing for grown women.
I pretty much feel this way about high fashion in general. Sure, do it for Barbie. You won't hurt anyone that way, but not for real people.
OK so it's all wrong...except the Baby Doll one, a gal should let her Beaver hang out now and then...it's just mean to keep those cute furry little critters bound and gagged with cotton or silk or lace...uhh I gotta go now.
I just want to know why Ken was not figured in the fashion show. That way he could let his furry little worm hang out.
Imagine the money people make for designing this crap and passing it off as fashion. You are correct my dear... it is wrong! But very funny
Ohh, those are all so painful to even look at. I can't imagine spending money on any of them.